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jon

Our codeword for weed when we cant trust nobody
"Hey are you bringing jon to the party friday?"
by ouchmycookie January 26, 2017
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jon

J-O-N the dumbest of all johns, is ether a dumbfuck or just a heroic bastered
Pau iz me jon, i herd u aint good and thatz bad
or bro did you see how Jon snow almost died.
by ohhh hell yea May 2, 2019
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Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe
I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.
by Caitlyn.rud@outlook.com November 3, 2016
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Jon-Erik

He’s the greatest guy that exists on this amazing earth! Jon-Erik is a person that’s loves to be in Copenhagen and hates to go home and miss all the amazing people he met at his housing.
Have you met Jon-Erik?

No, who is he and what does he do?
He’s busy with ending world hunger by stealing all the food that Lydia keeps in het fridge!
by Peer97 November 22, 2021
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Jon

gg go next jon
by pseudonymflow November 22, 2021
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jon

a literal angel. someone cool, kind, hilarious, super fun to be around. he's stylish as hell, iconic, and his pick up lines are ALWAYS the best. he will never fail to put a smile on your face, whatever he does. he has the cutest laugh.
damn, that guy is a total jon!
by lullabyy September 11, 2020
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jon hawkins

Dont mess with jon Hawkins he's a badass mother fucker
by Bigjon762 February 8, 2022
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