Jane

Wish’s her name was Jayne with a y, but her parents fucked up when they didn’t add it on the day she wishes she wasn’t born. Ultimately planning to change her name when she’s old enough, just to add the y. Jane has a peculiar face, sort of handsome and sort of sexy at the same time. Her cheekbones are stone cold, but her smile is even colder. It’ll either make you run away, or smile back, ‘cause she really doesn’t smile all that much. Her face will remind you of a painting. Her sense of humour is elite. Sarcasm, mostly. But also with a hint of darkness and sex jokes. Other odd things too. Most people don’t get it, probably because they’re losers. Jane has a great sense of style but doesn’t really realize it. Although her and her family struggle with money, she doesn’t let it show. Jane is either angry or psycho, maybe both. She’s wicked smart though. She doesn’t really care what you think about her, but she’ll still threaten you openly, no matter how big a crowd can get. Jane’s a great friend, has lots of them even. When she meets a stranger, or mutual, she’s automatically laidback, funny and comfortable. But it’s impossible for her to let you into her soul all the way. If you’re a dickhead to anybody that’s close to her, she’ll fuck you up, words or fists. Both options sting equally enough. The voices in Janes head are most likely loud enough for everyone else to hear. So, if you know a Jane, become friends with her! Or she might just turn the world into ash.

Anthony! Who’s the hell is that girl over there with the sick outfit and the swagger walk?

Oh, you mean Jane? Yeah, she’s fucking gangster, don’t fuck around with her or you’ll be too transfixed to leave those beautiful eyes behind.

Hey, I’m Anthony.

Nice to meet you, Tony. I’m your worst nightmare.

by dickhead52837 September 30, 2021

Mia Jane Dyer

A Mia is someone who sweeps you off your feet without having to lift a finger. She is a determined, passionate woman who cares just so much more than anyone else. The love she has to give for others is immeasurable and if you manage to get her to fall in love with you then you will forever be safe because she is also the strongest partner anyone could ever have. She is immensely beautiful and has the absolute best sense of style, the kind of style that is adorable one moment but kick-your-ass, drop-dead GORGEOUS the next. She also can and will be the sexiest person you'll ever meet and is the best flirt. Mia is the type of girl you grow old with and share your life with and never regret a moment of it. Mia is the girl that you love, plain and simple.

That Mia Jane Dyer stole my damn heart and she did it with class

by Very lucky guy August 5, 2019

Jane Mcglinn

Jane Mcglinn is my best friend and I would do anything for her. I love her so much and she is the sweetest most amazing person. But I’m better than her at just dance.

Jane Mcglinn is the best

by Bootylord23 August 21, 2022

Audra Jane

a female who's beauty is perplexing and radiant. a very exquisite and elegant female that posses extraordinary skills while on top of her man when making love.

An Audra Jane cannot see her worth and always think less of her self than anybody else does..

An Audra Jane has a heart larger than life and will always put her self after others needs.

An Audra Jane is the absolute best thing that could ever happen to some people...

if you're ever lucky enough to get you an Audra Jane don't be stupid and mess it up. you'll be so remorseful if you do.. they are truly one of a kind

guy 1: holy sm0kes did you see that girl? her beauty flabbergasted me when i saw her
guy 2: yeah man she's an Audra Jane for sure

man 1: DAMN!! That girl rides my cock like she's making babies...
man 2: hell yeah thats a Audra Jane for you!!!

by BIGJMOSHPITS January 21, 2024

Mary Jane Hang

Limp penis due to cannabis consumption

Can’t tonight honey I’ve got the Mary Jane Hang.

by Slickrikkens May 23, 2021

Sami-Jane

Woman with a heart of gold, and the gift of gab. She will take the shirt off her back to help a stranger and can turn your frown upside down.

A little bit crazy tho...... Probably.

That Sami-Jane really knows how to put a smile on my face.

by Sami-Janr May 3, 2022

mary jane come through

A phrase that is used to express that you are desperate for someone or something.

Mary Jane come through bihhh!

by nshutii February 16, 2018