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HIP-HOP

Hip Hop is an ever changing culture that reflects the experience of society through encompassing disc jockeying, emceeing, break dancing, and graffiti as an art form.
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by lwoods August 19, 2003
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Poop Hop

The terribly embarrassing practice we've all done before, when, after pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper, you hop around out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles, to the closet or nearest bathroom with toilet paper. Usually done with knees slightly bent so as to prevent your buttcheeks from closing and allowing the filth around your anus to smear to the buttcrack area. This is perhaps the most vulnerable state you'll ever be in, completely subject to the whims and ridicule of anybody that catches you doing it.
After the burrito I ate ended up violently evacuating out of my ass and into the toilet, I glanced over in horror to learn that there is no toilet paper left in the bathroom. Begrugingly, and believing nobody else to be awake at this hour, I decided to Poop Hop my way out of the bathroom, through the kitchen, and into the garage where a bale of toilet paper rolls lay. Having retrieved some without anybody seeing me and with minimum smearage, I began the return trip. I poop hopped all the way to the bathroom door, only to find my father-in-law inside brushing his teeth. Our eyes met, my pants around my ankles and my penis recoiling. We never made eye contact again.
by Honorable Justice Scalia April 23, 2015
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hop-walker

Overly-bouncy manner of walking displayed by men and women. Often accompanied by feet donning a pair of androgynous footwear (i.e., Keds, Vans, Sketchers or Tretorn).
Jesus Christ, that guy across the street is an agressive hop-walker! I don't understand how people learn to walk that way, it looks so much more complicated than walking like a normal person!"
by Norman TheCalf May 6, 2016
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Pussy Hopping

Asking out many girls in a short period of time because you are trying to get a girlfriend as quickly as possible.
"Alicia's pretty hot, I think I'm gonna ask her out."

"Dude, you just asked Sarah out two days ago."

"Yeah I'm pussy hopping. I need a date quick."
by ishootyourFACE September 25, 2014
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hole hopping

The act of inserting your penis from the vagina to the anus and back home to the vagina.
Goddammit Joshua, I told you to stop hole hopping! Now my ass and coochi are sore.
by MizznewerBooty October 13, 2015
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Hop on astroneer

It's a form of asking another person if they want to cuddle with you in a couch like really close and holding hands. You know everything could happen.
by NereaCassian February 11, 2023
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Hop cock

Girl who Leads a bunch of guys on
i liked sarah until I found out she was a total hop cock
by Zlatanibrahimovic December 1, 2014
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