douche helmet

A total fucking dip shit, usually with the first name Evan. Synonymous with cock banger.

Evan is a fucking douche helmet....a cock banger...a banger of the pole.

by Hermaphrodite February 26, 2004

helmet

(verb): To insert one's head into a sex partner's anus, as if wearing them like a helmet. Requires surgical removal of the receiver's sphincter.

Bob was not happy to learn he would have to wear adult diapers for the rest of his life following the procedure that would allow Janice to helmet him.

by C. U. Farley May 22, 2008

helmski

A mythical beast from the woods of McDowell that loves partying and having sex and fighting. Will make you orgasm for fireball.

The helmski will get you.

by The helmski June 19, 2017

helmet muncher

a slang term for a cock sucker.

that guys being a total hemet muncher

wow that burd was professional helmet muncher

by chris jn April 16, 2008

Helmet Weather

A motorcyclist's term for when the weather conditions are so miserable that it is a good idea to ride with a helmet.

Holy shit, I don't want to have to admit it, but now that it is 30 degrees and snowing I think this it is finally helmet weather.

by motorcyclerider September 30, 2010

Hells Icicle

The intense, simultainious, feeling of frostbite and burning that you get when you accidently (?) masturbate with sports cream.

In my haste to rub out a quick one. I accidently grabbed the sports cream instead of the lotion. My dick felt like one of hells icicles.

by Darth Matches September 15, 2011

Helmasaurus

A penis where the helmet is of an overwhelming proportion.

Once I squeezed the helmet in, the rest was easy. I love my helmasaurus.

by Stainage January 12, 2012