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Haley's Comet

A fart whose odor follows you in a vapor trail.
I turned real fast to break the tail of my Haley's Comet so the fart would not follow me.
by twd1165 April 2, 2009
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Van Halen

Van Halen started life as a paid bar band that gained a considerable live following in the 1970's. Frontman David Lee Roth grew up in an affluent California family which helped the talented Van Halen brothers and their bassist/backing vocalist make it in the Sunset Strip scene.

A considerable part of the Van Halen sound was the futuristic, tehnique laden approach of Eddie Van Halen (guitar, keyboards), although their music remained routed in their classic rock covers band material. Van Halens image, album covers and iconic videos were pieced together or driven by David Lee Roth, who was also a quotable tv and radio personality.

Van Halen is also a prime example of branded music entertainment; the band and its singers have collectively produced guitars, picks, amplifiers, t-shirts, cooking items, bikes, sunglasses, hats, videos, books and a specialist fans-only magazine called 'the Inside', all designed to extend and, some would say, water down the Van Halen name.

Fans are usually in favour of the bands earlier albums, in particular the guitar opus Fair Warning and their chart topping 1984 disc, titled "1984". In 1985 the bands singer and biggest personality was replaced by a mediocre classic rock/80's pomp rock vocalist called Sammy Hagar, who had released excellent and not-so-excellent material since the early 70's.
Van Halen is f*cking cool

No - Van Halen is not cool, its overrated suburban b-grade metal crap
by Shifty 333 June 23, 2010
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BIGGEST RUSTY OF ALL TIMES

1. no one likes her

2. fucking pisses ppl off

3. is a RUSTY
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Haley morales

She a sweet kid girl who does anything for her fans. She’s also very pretty
Girl one:Oh have you seen kind and awesome girl?

Girl two: must have been Haley morales
by Ilyhaley April 21, 2019
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haleigh

haleigh is the biggest thot of pike co , shes a whore , dont fw her
person 1 : bro you and haleigh smashed ?
person 2 : nah man , i wouldnt do that would her

but secretly that bitch did , ps : the both did
by secert thot October 22, 2019
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Haleigh Write

a myspace whore/real whore from a little town of geneva who thinks shes scene and real badass, when shes really not. Shes just another fake person from geneva
ex;
guy 1; Man, i need to get layed tonight, lets get hookers

Will Brenen; Ok, i know one named Haleigh Write, she'll fuck anyone
by brandon write October 23, 2008
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Halfer

1: A nickname shortened from Halferbrain
2: To take the piss out of some1 that trys 2 act cool
1: Alrite Halfer
2: What a complete and utter Halfer
by Halferbrain! May 10, 2009
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