guido

flawless authentic a female that has the total package wifey material
everything in the right place big tits big ass thick thighs and not sloppy

damn you see that chick walking up the street thats guido.

by spokesman for 105 July 27, 2005

Gandolf Macon

Gandolf Macon is a version of Randolf Macon and the Lord of the Rings dude, used referring to idiots, retards, dooshes, douches if your gandolf. Also used when referring to morning bed head, or looking like a hobo.
Macon is added when the person is super dooshus.

Ex. 1:
Joe: Yo wassup?
Dude: Nothing much..homie.
Joe: You wanna do me a favor and pay me back for that beer last week?
Dude: (runs away)
Joe: What a Gandolf.

Ex. 2:
Joe: Hi I would like a burger, fries, and a coke.
Dude: Ok sir drive around.
Joe gets the food and goes home and checks his bag of food.
Joe: WTF?
Joe has received a fish sandwich, onion rings, and diet coke.
Joe: That motherf****in' Gandolf Macon.

by B. Hukmani June 17, 2008

it a gundam!!

it the calling card of a a poor sap about to get owned

sap 1: what that in the sky?
sap2:iIt's A Bird... It's A Plane... oh noes,
it a gundam!!!!!!!!
*dead*

by astro bear December 31, 2011

guido

Italian male usually from Jersey or New York. Fist pumping hotties! EVeryone loves a jersey boy and the female verison; guidettes. Puffed/ Spiked up hair, wife beaters and tight designer jeans. NEW JERSEY, WE GO HARD!!!!

"Anyone hitting up surf club tonight? AKA home for the qudio?"

"Yeah man i'll be there".. guido

by jerseybabie November 8, 2009

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

grundola

The space between your rectum and your balls. Also known as the "guiche" in technical terms.

"Oh man, I just got my grundola pierced, that shit hurt!"

by Ace December 6, 2003

Gendo-rim

When one of your mates has an embarrassing story you constantly refer to in conversation, your are Gendo-rimming them.

-Oh wow, remember that time Gendo rimmed that chick?
-Oh dude! We just Gendo-rimmed Gendo!

by Coleslaw87 August 25, 2008