sticky grenade

This version is different from a typical grenade in the fact that this girl obsesses and "sticks" to one guy. When a sticky grenade sticks to you, it makes it impossible to get with any of the hotties in her group of friends. If you try to get it in with any of the sticky grenades friends, you will get shut down immediately, otherwise the grenade will explode, thus ending any chances you have with any friends the sticky grenade has.

Guy A: Are you going to get on with Sarah?

Guy B: I can't , I got stuck by a sticky grenade.

by Topizzlinator January 13, 2016

Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022

Lady Grenade

A lady who melts in your mouth(during oral sex) and blows up in your hand(fingering foreplay).

That chick is a lady Grenade.. better than a whole pack of m&ms.

by Yomioh August 11, 2025

Pussy Hand Grenade

The act of having your period mid sex which causes the male to Bust as hard as he can.

I just did the Pussy Hand Grenade in Jake.

I wanna do it again

by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025

Grenade Explosion

When someone shows up at a party with a bunch of people no one invited

*Joe walks in with a bunch of nobodies*

Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!

Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!

by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025

Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.

John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.

by anonymous August 8, 2024

grenade train

a group of unattractive girls that walk in

Everyone watch out, the grenade train is coming through.

Hey Trevor, Go hop on that grenade train.

by grand lake shore May 24, 2011