Grant

a good friend that you make when your younger. he is usually quiet when around anybody that he does not see as friend. he's a very good friend who can often get bullied by others cause he's an overall geek and does stuff out of the box

Grant lets go to seven eleven to grab a Slurpee

by cheery-tube April 30, 2023

Grant

Holly yapper. Grant is the type of guy who could yap for hours on end. Don't let him get started, because he won't know when to stop. The only thing he'll Grant you is an ear raping.

That guy won't shut up! No wonder his name is Grant!

by Retardado Bastarrrdo June 29, 2024

John Manuel grant

Makes everyone in the room so uncomfortable and is fucking sus

John Manuel grant made everyone uncomfortable today when we saw him

by Actual factual April 27, 2019

Grant

Grants the type of guy to be gay but says he's not gay

Person 1: bro I like men, but I'm not gay
Person 2: you are such a grant

by Creamerdreamer February 23, 2022

I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.

I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.

by The Real Driller August 19, 2023

Grant farmer

A business that relies solely on government funding to exist. Applying for a succession of public money schemes rather than actually making or doing anything useful.

"No. No. No. I'm not interested in a business that is basically a grant farmer" Deborah Meaden

by BadSadhu March 26, 2018

ulysses s grant

A Rimjob preformed by The loser of a bet by someone shorter than 5’0” in lieu of paying a Benjamin To the winner.

Little Billy owed me a Benjamin but we Settled on an Ulysses S Grant instead

by Cutthroat LipRipper January 13, 2020