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granny jockey

One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.
Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.
by C. E. Short April 20, 2016
mugGet the granny jockeymug.

grannys ankle

the last few tokes of a spliff that nobody wants
“yo g you want the last bit of this” “nah bro just throw it out, nobody wants the grannys ankle”
by Slacky4k January 16, 2022
mugGet the grannys anklemug.

Internet Granny

Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.

And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
by Bergkam April 28, 2020
mugGet the Internet Grannymug.

granny

A grandmother that is evil, nagging and an outright bitch. She may look innocent on the outside but on the inside shes a demon.(This term is inspired by the mobile game Granny.)
person 1; ''you live with such a granny, how are you still alive?''
person 2; "I have a crossbow, I'm safe."
by grandmakiller May 31, 2018
mugGet the grannymug.

Uppa fucking granny

A massive box with ket heads and rats
Let’s go uppa fucking granny
by Jammysandwich420 March 10, 2021
mugGet the Uppa fucking grannymug.

Granny

A boys cock and ballsack. Ballsack is like a grandmothers saggy tits
I have a swoll granny
by Ms.keith October 17, 2017
mugGet the Grannymug.

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