Smash the granny out of her

It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!)
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.

Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table?
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!

by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020

granny shitter

A term for people who manage to cover walls of public toilets in feces.

"Better close the washroom and get the cleaning cart, we've just had a granny shitter."

by Fastfood Lars October 25, 2020

Granny Beads

When dirt and sweat gather up in patches on your skin in little beads, more common in warm weather

After mowing the yard, Adam had a bunch of granny beads showing up on his neck.

by serene88 February 4, 2021

granny crumbs

an absolute bitch ass trick ass boosted ass baiting ass dude. also smells like hotdog water with a clef palate

Damn man, that dude straight granny crumbs.

by mangotango377 March 5, 2021

granny fat

The saggy fat that hangs off the underarms of women

My granny fat jiggles like jello when I shake my hands / arms.

by Rios0301 March 9, 2021

Uppa fucking granny

A massive box with ket heads and rats

Let’s go uppa fucking granny

by Jammysandwich420 March 10, 2021

Ghost grannies

Ghost grannies are 2 ladies that hunt for ghosts. They are known as Anne and Renata.

Hey did you listen to the ghost grannies podcast?

by Westy3581 July 6, 2022