German soilder

A German male's circumsized penis. Called this because the head of the penis looks like a "soilder's" helmut.

I have a German soilder because I'm part German and my penis is circumsized.

by heyyo134 July 8, 2005

germainiac

term used for someone who grinds on another's mom

Hey, dude, germainiac was grinding on your mom last night when they were drunk.

by Adam Ger April 21, 2007

German Daunce

Damnce done by cartmen in south park in the episode when chef has to pay a lone so the boys make a stage and cartmen does the german daunce

"fatboy do the german daunce"

by Frogspawn August 4, 2005

German Earmuffs

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.

Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.

by Michael Finger August 28, 2008

German Horse

When the male rides on a female's back, with his dick in her ass. The female crawls on all fours, like a horse, and the male eats Sauerkraut, like a German.

Guy One: Bro, I gave my girlfriend a German Horse last nite. It was awesome!

Guy Two: I thought you hated sauerkraut.

by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011

german mudslide

when a girl is sittin in between your legs suckin you off while your standing up, and you give her a nice healthy dose of "beer shits" down the front off her chest as it runs to her belly button!

"Dude, i couldn't hold that shit anymore i just caused the biggest german mudslide ever!

by Nicholas the Great August 22, 2004

German Bulldozer

-when you shit on a girl's chest and then titty fuck her.

Me and this girl I met at the bar went back to my house last night and I gave her the German Bulldozer.

by Hose-b July 23, 2008