To continue consuming content you despise for the sole purpose of complaining and belittling it, typically to stimulate long dead joy centers in the brain.
Tim and his friends each spent 20 dollars a month so they could spend every Wednesday hate-gooning to Star Wars together, and sending threatening DMs to the actors.
by Jarjarbonks June 15, 2024

On January 13th, 2025 it is marked that it is Gooning Day and everyone shall goon once on this day per year.
by psa1msss January 13, 2025

Goon the act of masturbating.
by GattlingGoon April 24, 2025

by J Manchester January 19, 2025

A version of flicker when you touch the tip of your penis with Viktor Orban while eating goulash soup full of smegma in the heart of Hungary, Budapest. Only lvl 50 sigma parlaiment participants can achive this type of flicker gooning. This type of gooning is a basically a struggle in order to resurrect our lord and saviour, Miklós Horthy.
"Lajos went to a class trip to the hungarian parlaiment.
He's gonna probably try to experience Hungarian flicker gooning."
He's gonna probably try to experience Hungarian flicker gooning."
by SzigmákosTészta69 April 11, 2025

by Lover girl 💗 May 24, 2025

A black Dodge Challenger that wanders the roads of America searching for a new host. The original owner committed Goonicide.
by neverknowsbesttt March 23, 2025
