Dimply boi thats reallll cool. He probably has a cute girlfriend named may and they fuck all the time.
by SneakyBoyyyy June 1, 2020
Get the Gabemug. Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.
He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.
He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.
Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)
Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.
He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.
Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)
Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
by orixinkali May 22, 2024
Get the Gabemug. Gabes are unbeliveably sexy and have a loooooong schlong and is very hot and can pull any woman. He has the ability to get numbers whenever he feels like it. most cant handle the pure awe of being around a gabe they can make all women within a 100 mile radius wet. They also shoot kobes in basketball
by She say faygo u get bigger December 4, 2021
Get the gabemug. The dopest man on earth. All women love him and he is so strong and pretty. He is so sexy and has an 12 inch penis
by anonymous March 17, 2024
Get the Gabe graymug. by Fockcucker May 21, 2025
Get the Gabemug. Gabe is the gayest person on earth, he might deny it, but we all know it's true.
Even despite all of this, he has the FATTEST most JUCIEST ass you'll ever see; he likes playing call of duty and screaming all fucking day.
Even despite all of this, he has the FATTEST most JUCIEST ass you'll ever see; he likes playing call of duty and screaming all fucking day.
by havenstoe123 December 23, 2022
Get the Gabemug.