the foot swipe

When a male masturbates in the shower he eventually ejaculates on the shower floor. Once this happens the cum becomes sticky, almost as the consistency of cement glue. The male then uses his foot to swipe the dried up, sticky baby gravy from the floor to the drain to dispose of any evidence of choking the chicken.

Bro, I was shooting ropes in the shower last night but my cum stuck to the floor. I had to use the foot swipe so my wife wouldn’t suspect me of jerking it.

by DatDickDoe August 9, 2021

Foot Swirly

When you can't afford a pedicure and you really need one, you put your foot in the toilet and flush multiple times until your foot is smooth and soft as a baby's bottom.

I spent all my money at BeerFest so I had to give myself a foot swirly before my best friends beach wedding.

by Pmdono August 13, 2016

foot aficionado

A foot aficionado is the most discerning type of foot fetishists. While a foot fetishist likes many types of feet from cheesy to ashy, the afficinado has an affinity for a specific type of foot, usually older, pampered, Italian, mom feet.

Dude, While you were looking for bikini bottoms to sniff in the bathroom, I fell in love with the sight of that Mom’s perfect feet. Her toe cleavage in that sandal was better than ass crack to me. You know, nothing creepy though.

Ginger Bro: You’re a foot aficionado. That’s sick. Get help.

by P-Biddy March 17, 2019

Foot Cream

a thing that makes your foot look less ugly than it already does. also helps you move your foot without yelping and screaming in pain. this is random. no pun intended. just like this dumb definition so its the first on the page. thank you ladies and gentleman dogs cats and wolves.

"jack, thats sum really good foot cream"
"foot cream makes it easier to wear your crepes"
"oi blad gimme your crepes"
if you are not british you won't understand. THIS IS A WARNING.

by Shaqmanshotop April 20, 2019

hog foot

A large, unsightly, very ugly foot that is possibly hairy. A really bad hog foot has yellow fungus ridden toe nails or is missing them all together. Other characteristics of a hog foot include calluses, bunions, corns, warts, in-growns, hammer-toe, and spurs.

Wesley, you can't just ram your hog foot into my new stiletto! They're expensive.

by Crystal Summers April 4, 2011

Foot Parasite

The nickname given to annoying children that grab onto your legs and trip you.

I was trying to walk around but some foot parasites tripped me.

by MaroonDog July 29, 2016

Foot juice

The escape of sea water that rushes out of wetsuit boots (booties), when they are taken off in a hurry by someone power shaking from cold water exposure

Jesus Martin you've got foot juice all up the side of my van.

by the ward December 23, 2020