Filthy Garnes

A Filthy Garnes is frowned upon my much of America (unless you live in a southern state). It is when one has sexual relations with his/her cousin.

Dude, I heard that Aaron pulled a Filthy Garnes at his family reunion last weekend. Gross right?

by Lucious March 25, 2005

filthbag

1. A filthy or vile person

2. One who solicits and accepts payment for sex acts.

Look at that Filthbag - I bet you can get a whole fist in her!

by !ndy August 23, 2004

silence of the filth

the action of anal while the woman is screaming into a blanket, thus the silence

Positano; Silence of the filth is so silent you can hear a pin drop.

by browny May 8, 2006

fifteen second rule

the rule whereby if a college student is present in his dormitory and takes more than fifteen seconds to answer after a knock, one can assume that he is masturbating.

Bill: Matt, are you there? (knocking)

Matt: Yep, hold on.

(waiting)

(waiting)

(waiting)

Bill: Fifteen second rule, you're officially masturbating. (turns around)
Hey everyone! Matt's masturbating!

by The Iron Fist January 5, 2009

Filthy Russian

When a male shaves his pubic area before geting head (keeping the shavings)then while getting head, he pulls out blows his load on the girls cheeks and upper lip area, and the throws his shavings oh the perfectly placed semen. resembling a thick russian beard!

I gave ur girlfriend the filthy russian after i had to buy her meal last night......bitch!

by nblecntybaby March 27, 2009

Filthy Sanchez

Much like the Dirty Sanchez but instead of sticking your fingers in her ass, u stick your fingers in your own ass and wipe it under her nose.

I got drunk with your mom and I gave her the Ole "Filthy Sanchez"!

by Trainwrek the Nomad October 2, 2018

Parallel Fifths

A huge no-no in music theory.

Me: I decided to write a four-part harmony and I put a whole bunch of parallel fifths because why not!!!!!!!!!
Mom: YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 431460316437164738201648316478301643701432143214321432143214321432143124 GOOGOLPLEX ETERNITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Pialinist April 29, 2021