Ethan

faggot

What an ethan... stupid bitch.

by ThiccyNiccy October 24, 2018

Ethan

That one annoying guy that everyone hates

That guy is such an ethan

by MinecraftGoat December 18, 2018

Ethan

An emo kid with bangs that always has to run his mouth. Loves picking fights, but one day, he’ll get smashed in the face good.

Ethan: Give me my seat back!! *screeches*
Random Dude: Stfu, loser *punches*

by KayMF!! June 18, 2020

Ethan

A mythical lanky cum-like pedophile that looks at your kids very interestingly. When you see him, run away because he’ll kill you and rape your children .

“Holy shit it’s Ethan!”
“I know. I want to fuck him, but he’ll take my children.”

by ChuyChugh September 19, 2019

ethan

hes quite weird and he will most likely make you mad. he has low self esteem but is quite cute. he is nice sometimes and will make you cry a fuckton of times.

person A; ugh ethan made me cry again.
person B; yeah he does that alot.

by lol_I_suck June 11, 2018

Ethan

Ethan has a bush on his head, but he denies its a wig. He's a bit gay and wants to suckle on Bobs nob. Ethan is about 2 ft tall and he owns it. He's skinnier than a pencil so I suggest he plays some Just Dance to beef himself up. #gobthisnob

Female:Is that Ethan?
Female 2: Yeah, I wish he wasn't gay so I could fuck him

by MrNoogin November 20, 2019

Ethan

HE'S A FLIPPING CREEP DON'T TALK TO HIM

YOUR SUCH AN ETHAN STAY AWAY FROM ME

by TheDeffinition June 15, 2018