Ethan

Someone who doesn't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly

Wow Ethan, you don't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly

by biggie doodle October 1, 2018

Ethan

Watch out Ethan will sit on you he’s a fat Kidd that will hit your sister gf and mom from the back

Person1:hes hot person2:he raped me. He’s a Ethan hit my mom so hard.

by Yourmomsdadsbrotherdied988766 October 5, 2018

Ethan

an extravagant cripple.

will pay 3 billion dollars for belly button touches

example: wow he’s one heck of an ethan

by ppboynotgay June 24, 2019

Ethan

He is a lying ass bitch who will play with your heart. He is a total fuck boy and will mess you up real quick. He pretends that he likes you but in reality he already has a gf.

damn that guy sucks,,,,,hes an Ethan

by badbitcha$$ June 28, 2019

Ethan

The most asshole of a person you could ever meet in your life and is extremely selfish and is attracted to girls that are shorter than his half inch dick

Who’s that asshole over there.
Oh that’s just Ethan.

by Suckamaballs123 July 13, 2019

Ethan

Ethan has a bush on his head, but he denies its a wig. He's a bit gay and wants to suckle on Bobs nob. Ethan is about 2 ft tall and he owns it. He's skinnier than a pencil so I suggest he plays some Just Dance to beef himself up. #gobthisnob

Female:Is that Ethan?
Female 2: Yeah, I wish he wasn't gay so I could fuck him

by MrNoogin November 20, 2019

Ethan

Super racist and discriminated against gays, blacks Jews, Mexicans really anything other then white

Damn that’s an Ethan

by YungYeeter21 April 4, 2019