Ethan is one of the most useless people you'll ever meet. He might come off as sweet and caring at first but that's really just all a lie. He'll tell you he cares about, but apparently he cares about a lot of other people. He will straight up lie to your face and act like nothing wrong, while he's lying and cheating behind your back, if you ever meet anyone name Ethan stay far away from him because he will break your heart and not care at all.
Student 1: have you met the new kid Ethan?
Student 2: no but I heard at his last school he treated girls like trash so I don't wanna get to know him.
Student 2: no but I heard at his last school he treated girls like trash so I don't wanna get to know him.
by The one lied to April 11, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a pothead
by DICKFACE MAGEE September 30, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. by stinkysmellyskeleton May 12, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Probably the most dirty butch in all thy land, has a tiny penis and omg don’t even get me started on his gayness and addiction to sexual activity with other males. He will never say no to taking a big cum shot on his face or taking it in the ass, as long as you ask nicely he’ll do it. I love Ethan and you should too
by Lolzewesev June 13, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. 
Amazing. Really cute, but not quite hot. The best person you'll ever meet. Ethans are kind and great people. Will you go out with me, Ethan?
Ethan is fucking amazing.
by LiteralMemes December 15, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the type of guy that you see and want to get to know him instantly because of the vibe that he gives off he’s someone you like to be around and hangout with he’s really lay back , outgoing , funny in his own ways , serious , protective , salty , hard headed asf and probably most good looking guy you know if he likes you you’re lucky because he doesn’t just like anyone you have to earn it or have something that catches his eye his friendship / loyalty you don’t have to question because he’s the type to be there and do anything if he cares about you and he’s always honest he’s the most straight up person you can ever meet and most competitive person don’t try to compete with him otherwise it may not end good for you he’s also very athletic and will try out most likely any sport there is or he’s already done it before and he’s also a very smart guy
by Coco_69 June 19, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.