Cocktail Engineer

Someone (usually a sales person) that doesn't have any true skills or technical ability but makes a living off of wining & dining clients, usually loaded with empty talk.

"We need a real technical salesperson, not a cocktail engineer."

"Boy, Kim & Shannon are just a couple of Cocktail Engineers, but they sure are fun!"

by sellerina February 18, 2010

k9 reproduction engineer

The technical term for a dog fucker. A person who does as little work as possible, while at work.

Worker 1: Does that guy do anything around here?
Worker 2: Yes. He's the k9 reproduction engineer.

by jutna mckutna February 25, 2010

human search engine

Reference librarian.

I googled that question our prof assigned us but didn't get any usable info, so I txted a human search engine and got the answer within a couple minutes.

by JavaJaneOhio August 17, 2010

engineer

1. A individual who accidentally wrote down "engineering" in his/her degree field when filling out college applications, just because said mom/dad/relatives/society pressured them with promises of jewels and riches upon graduation, only to find that they are masters and lords of the 8x5 ft. cubicle at said dead-end job. Often settles with a liberal arts/advertising partner to feel intellectually superior within his/her home. Has compulsive attitudes towards arranging kitchen utensils or other minor items within his/her household, and can become anal-retentive when gardening, mowing, or other yardwork activities.

Frequently cried him/herself until class the next day, since sleep was and still is nonexistent.

John was a great engineer and could solve problems, but couldn't understand why his children became druggies and burnouts at age 16.

by Luciously January 13, 2008

aerospace engineer

the most awsome kind of people there is and makes money off lies, cheating and deception.

hot chick: what do you do for a living?

aerospace engineer: im in the business of aerospace engineering, babe

hot chick:...{sound of panties dropping}

by aerospace engineering dude December 11, 2010

Engel v.Vitale

1962 supreme court case in which Chief Justice Earl Warren ruled to prohibit prayer in school. see also: seperation of church and state

Schools won't press you to pray in class thanks to the motion of Engel v. Vitale

by silver bishop April 25, 2004

engineered high

A drinking activity in which cranberry juice and vodka are mixed in a red plastic cup to obtain a drink like "fruit punch." This drink is a cheap way to obtain a buzz and it works. Engineered high was made popular in the song "Smoke Dat Weed" by Juicy J.

Man I'm so fucked up right now!!!!

Yeah I heard you went to that Purdue party last night and they gave you an engineered high!!

by Cary Squad April 4, 2007