Emotional Abortion

An emotional abortion is when you have a spiritual pap smear done which scoops out the inner linings of the uterus, causing a sense of clarity within oneself found in no other way

"Dog I just had the CRAZIEST emotional abortion"

by semenster6937 March 14, 2025

emotional dick pic

A (dick pic) sent when the person is upset and or trying to get you back

He totally sent me another emotional dick pic last night

by K.leesi January 24, 2020

Emotion Light

A sensory devise that emits light that coordinates with one’s emotions.

Tim’s emotion light has been glowing blue all night.

by CrankyKramer August 18, 2022

Emotional Leech

Emotional Leech (noun) —
A person who sticks around not for genuine friendship, but to drain your emotional energy like a parasite. They thrive on your support, constantly unloading their problems on you while giving little to nothing back — leaving you exhausted and them recharged. Think of them as emotional vampires, but without the cool aesthetic.

“That girl isn’t a friend — she’s an emotional leech in red lipstick, and I’m one sob story away from changing my number.”

by gorejessx March 17, 2025

emotional gymnastics

These are a series of skilled movements involving all sorts of feelings and thinking in order to get oneself successfully through a negative situation with another person. It's tough and you have to be quick, strong, and flexible at all times to win this competition.

Sharon: "Did you hear about Ashlynn?"
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."

by von groovy July 2, 2024

Emotional Chippy Slap

When someone shuts down an idea that meant a lot to you.

I suggest burritos for dinner but my partner hit me with an emotional chippy slap

by Badie1010 August 31, 2023

emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.

Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.

by Big aldo October 15, 2020