Elijah

A brown Chad

He is the Elijah’s of this house

by themanthemyththelegend2k19 March 12, 2022

elijah

elijah is an amazing bf. he is so kind and funny. very friendly and outgoing. will love you with everything and protect you at all costs. he is so strong and smart. he is good at everything and anything and you always want to be around him. his cuddles and kisses are the best and no one can be better then him in any way, shape, or form. i love him with my whole heart. forever and always.

That’s definitely an Elijah, look at how he makes her smile.

by elishotgf March 14, 2022

Elijah

A stupid, ugly person who nobody likes

Elijah

by 420$69 March 15, 2022

Elijah

A dirt bag. Literally, doesn't shower, hair is always greasy, and stanks like sewer. Doesn't care about anything, nothing at all. Player, seriously will cheat anyone and thinks he can get all them babes even though he's a whole ass potato (not the good ones). A dweeb who has no life and sits in his chair all day watching anime.

God, no one likes that Elijah kid...

by Yourhighness_theduck March 16, 2022

Elijah

Sexiest guy on earth! Every girl wants this man because he is so tall and muscular. (One of the guys that think everything is great and runs from the one person who is scary.)

Friend: OMG, Is that Elijah?!
Me: Yeah it is!

by bells.go.ding.bro March 17, 2022

Elijah

Elijah is quite butters, and he tends to get no girls. People tend to say that he stinks and has the worst trim on the planet. Legend has it he has 1incher , which is just an L. People also say that he dumpster dives to try and find clothes because he has zero drip and I mean ZERO. People generally refer to him as a skin from Fortnite called Funk ops, which is a butters character with an afro.

1: Elijah your butters
2: Chill im notttt, why would you say that

by Markkk123 January 24, 2022

Elijah

A Great loving person who never disappoints and accepts you for who you are<3 Honestly their humor can be weird but are genuinely such nice ppl, has a short temper sometimes and are short and ver protective, but have a soft spot for ppl they like<3 my favorite microwave rat boi<3

person 1: have you met Elijah?

person 2: yeah! hes very chaotic and accepted me when i came out as trans!

person 1: congrats!

hes a microwave rat :

by MichealTheChalkDealer January 25, 2022