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Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive

Use the blood secreted from a girls period to lube her asshole and then proceed to fuck her ass.
I don't mind when my girlfriend gets her period because it gives me the opportunity to give her the old Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive. Then I make her walk home.
by R.R. WMD October 19, 2007
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Dive-Bombing Turd

Relating to some-one's actions or words. Going against social norms in less than reputable ways that ruin evenings without offering humorous anecdotes in return.
John is such a dive-bombing turd for saying that girl was fat. He could've atleast made it funny.
by Dutch Kace January 12, 2011
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Men's Dive team

A bunch a queers that shower together naked and have gay anal sex on a diving board
Dont talk to him he is on the Men's dive team
by Biggiecheeze69 February 23, 2018
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Head split dive incident

A disturbing and gory video of a man diving off of a bridge and landing head first onto a rock. The man in the video died after his face was split into two sides and his skull, brain, and guts were visible.
"Dude, did you hear about the head split dive incident?"

"Yeah bro, it makes me feel sick."
by Shady7450 October 16, 2022
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Meth Whale Sky Diving

A very fun sport where you take meth and sky dive whilst sitting/standing on a whale and landing in people's pools. All the rage in Russia; also known as MWSD
Vladimir went meth whale sky diving in Suckland
by Kitty Kat^^ September 12, 2009
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Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive

The act of taking the eyes of a chicken, a chunk of salmon, and some dog fesis, and putting them in a blender or mashing them together in a bowl with a spoon. Afterwards, taking the now brown slimy 'liquid' and covering it on the head of your, or your partners penis. The partner will then proceed to suck the 'liquid' off of the head of the penis.
Nate did the T-Triple D (Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive) with that nasty slut last night!

I heard that the T-Triple D can make you sick as shit!

When me and my boyfriend did the T-Triple D, I must have sucked 2 pounds off of him!
by impopcicle July 25, 2012
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Referring to a play in basketball where the player takes a particular spectacular “float shot” known as “The Floater” on the basketball court.
Chris:Man he made a tuff floater Fr.
Jordan: Yeah he was deep sea diving with the floaties on!!!
by LPeezy February 2, 2022
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