When you accidentally have anal sex with the president after sleepwalking into their bedroom and mistaking the president for your anime girl cum pillow.
by everyonesgay April 17, 2020
Get the Dirty Elymug. The act happens after tutoring piano lessons to a girl who is desperate to get into Art Academy while the third party watches in the corner of the room and eats a bucket of vanilla pudding.
I.P.: My boy best friend did Dirty Lovro to the teacher to get into the Art Academy!
J.S.: Omg I can't believe he did that, that's why I didn't get into the Art Academy.
J.S.: Omg I can't believe he did that, that's why I didn't get into the Art Academy.
by DigBick1848 July 31, 2021
Get the Dirty Lovromug. by Frassesburgare July 17, 2021
Get the Dirty Mullemug. A term used to describe someone who constantly does unthoughtful and rude things or is just an overall terrible person.
Nick: “Did our Professor seriously assign an essay over spring break?”
Nolan: “Yeah man what do you expect the guy is such a dirty cooze.”
Nolan: “Yeah man what do you expect the guy is such a dirty cooze.”
by The_short_fisherman November 21, 2018
Get the Dirty Coozemug. When a fish and chip shop server is secretly receiving cunnilingus while serving food to the public.
I was in the chippy last night when a reflection in a stainless steel cupboard revealed the server was doing a Dirty Lorraine.
by MB63 November 28, 2018
Get the Dirty Lorrainemug. That one freaky cat lady who the slap of her ass cheeks alerts the guards because she’s dummy thiccccc. She could throw that ass back in a circle and cause a worldwide seismic wave. She also got cute cats and could run me over.
by Yarma April 16, 2020
Get the dirty jacimug. Having sloppy drunk sex while riding the famous sky wheel in myrtle beach. It helps if one of the partners farts before, during, or after intercourse, thus hot boxing the couple in the enclosed pod for the remainder of the ride.
Hey Clyde, don't get in that pod, the couple that just got out look like they just did the dirty Myrtie. Lets wait for the next one.
by Jeanshortswimsuit August 15, 2012
Get the The Dirty Myrtiemug.