San Diego Fireworks

1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.

2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.

(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")

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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.

1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.

2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.

2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.

by DerSizzler July 11, 2012

emma and diego

perfect people bound to fall in love with one another

wow that’s the dream couple right there
I wish me and my boyfriend were like emma and diego

by urbigjuciymomma December 22, 2021

thee diego guzman

usually referred to as a dark or black male with a big cock estimated to have the same mass as a star, Diego Guzman isn't just that spec of shit Diego Guzman he is thee Diego guzman. This man is deplited in the Bible as a king or that of high power. Thee Diego Guzman is a man who will not hesitate to make even the strongest of people his bitch. If you ever meet this man praise him. If you ever fuck with this man pray that he never finds you.

Young white male: " forgive me father for I have committed a sin"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"

Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"

Priest: "not even god can help you now"

by truth999 March 15, 2017

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter with a really long name who didn't do his job very well.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!

by Pylimenes November 17, 2020

diego castillo

super thick 3x bbl, can suck dick like no other and will last the night

guy: wish i had a super thick mexican to suck my penis
me: just invite diego castillo over

by jimmitycrickets838 June 03, 2024

San Diego Switcheroo

The act of ejaculating in a girl’s nose with the previous assumption it was meant for her mouth.

The other night Todd gave me a San Diego Switcheroo, I’m still launching kids out of my nostrils... it’s been 2 days.

by TheRealSugarMama69 December 06, 2020

San Diego Dawg pile

A group of four or more people press their ass cheeks together and simultaneously defecate into a pile and then continue to mud wrestle in their excrement

Hey jack mcman are you going to the San Diego dawg pile tonight?

by Ezekiel Matchett 🔰 August 15, 2022