online dating

ONLY BITCHES WILL ONLINE DATE BECAUSE THEIR A LONELY BITCH

max: hey I just got a new girlfriend!
luke: whats her name?
max:idk
luke:break up with her if you dont know her you are doing something bad.
max: wich is?
luke:online dating

by idk(づ￣ 3￣)づ December 16, 2021

Dajingo

Can be used to mean either "sorry", or occasionally "explain".

(1) "Ahh, dajingo for calling you fat! You're in quite good shape actually."

(2) "Did you know I'm a hermaphrodite?" "Wait, dajingo!"

by The Mindfuck May 30, 2010

dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.

Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

by sick66 December 3, 2010

dating keyboards

when someone gives up on trying to meet people of the opposite sex in person and resorts to online dating sites.

guy #1: oh, you've gone back to online dating?
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards

by Dave_Sammich June 12, 2012

Daving

To dave. Present tense of dave. Daved(past tense)

Daving someone is when you have a girl over and she gives you a blow job. You blow your load in her mouth without warning and kick her out of your room so that she has to sleep in the living room on your futon, cold and without any covers. That is the definition of "daving" someone.

by Beardedcap July 30, 2013

Daving

The act of or ability to talk at a low volume and constant tone without anyone being aware that you are talking. Usually in a rambling fashion whilst being on a slant or becoming more slanty.

The more drunk Kelly became last night the more she started daving.

Or

'Kelly was really daving last night.

by Wellwellwellhotsailourboy February 23, 2014

Draking

When you're dancing Drake-style

Ever since I left the city, Kevin G won't stop draking.

by BitchyBilly April 3, 2016