A Jordan so cool that when you wake you hope to find them safe and sound, and close to your heart, just like when you wake up in the morning, after a hazy evening, when you fell asleep after ordering from door dash.
"I'm so thankful my Joor-dash is still here."
by Maddie McDaniel January 18, 2024
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is not a joke, is real. serusly. 2.2 oute. go chehk on sheam fohr updhate unleas you alredy hav!!!
is not a joke, is real. serusly. 2.2 oute. go chehk on sheam fohr updhate unleas you alredy hav!!!
Bartholomew: "2.2 will never come out."
Nathaniel Bacon: "Geometry Dash 2.2 out tho"
Bartholomew: "you lie"
Nathaniel: "no lie!"
Bartholomew: "i chehck"
Bartholomew: "WHAT THE-"
Nathaniel: "i told yhou"
Matthew: "you really play geometry dash nerd?"
Nathaniel + Bartholomew: "S H U T"
Robert Topala™: "you will not speak of mine creation that way™"
Matthew: "hey look its inventor of doofus land"
Robert Topala™: "you will be teleport to congregation, N O W!!!™"
Matthew: "what's congregation, some sort of ner-"
*Matthew was trapped in the depths of Congregation™*
Nathaniel Bacon: "Geometry Dash 2.2 out tho"
Bartholomew: "you lie"
Nathaniel: "no lie!"
Bartholomew: "i chehck"
Bartholomew: "WHAT THE-"
Nathaniel: "i told yhou"
Matthew: "you really play geometry dash nerd?"
Nathaniel + Bartholomew: "S H U T"
Robert Topala™: "you will not speak of mine creation that way™"
Matthew: "hey look its inventor of doofus land"
Robert Topala™: "you will be teleport to congregation, N O W!!!™"
Matthew: "what's congregation, some sort of ner-"
*Matthew was trapped in the depths of Congregation™*
by this creature January 22, 2024
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by yourmomHAHAHAHHA January 26, 2024
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Boy: Did you know? Did you hear | Roptop released 2.2 |
Girl: Was that it? On Youtube? |
Boy: Video had a million views
Girl: They said he took too long |
Girl: But they're not coding his game |
Boy: The robtop will never, |
Girl & Boy: Hesitate to release 2.3 Yea |
Girl: WAIT WHAT'S THA-
:): FIRE IN THE HOLE
boy: Geometry dash is co-
Girl: FIRE IN THE HOLEE
Boy: What is that
>:(: Water in the hole
Boy: No I will not become the lobotom-
Girl: Was that it? On Youtube? |
Boy: Video had a million views
Girl: They said he took too long |
Girl: But they're not coding his game |
Boy: The robtop will never, |
Girl & Boy: Hesitate to release 2.3 Yea |
Girl: WAIT WHAT'S THA-
:): FIRE IN THE HOLE
boy: Geometry dash is co-
Girl: FIRE IN THE HOLEE
Boy: What is that
>:(: Water in the hole
Boy: No I will not become the lobotom-
by CoolDudeI_Think January 27, 2024
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A game which is never going to be updated to 2.2 and got taken off the playstore LOL it was made by RubRub who has been using Twitter smh. it's still pretty cool tho.
by matrixity May 4, 2023
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