A lovely couple who always matches outfits together and enjoys "riding" Meanwhile a couple they know try to act the same as them.
by Denson Coorson II September 4, 2023
A bear trap crystal is a crystal that If you melt a bear trap and put it in a crystal shaped form with melted glass and a bit of bear fur and then cool it of wola its a bear trap crystal
by Mr unknown 12304 October 20, 2017
A morning show duo from The Lake of the Ozarks. Who think they are funnier than they are....still pretty funny though!
When you're hugging your girl but you just grabbing her boobs a lot. every time you are grabbing boobs.
by RazzleDazzle13 October 31, 2022
by that really stupid guy September 5, 2020
The Soul of one's obsession of Crystals. Dedicating their lives to the shine, glow, and structure of Crystals.
by Crystal Soul May 8, 2017
When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.
Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
by Nard Master February 28, 2017