Covfefe

When you want to type "Conference" but you are too drunk to do it. Damn conferences...

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

" Damn covfefes..."

by Schiban June 01, 2017

Covfefe

Coverage and coffee as a portmanteau. From a tweet. Pronounced "koVEE fee."

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by ShhShhShh August 07, 2023

Covfefe

Covfefe is the puddle on the seat of the porno viewing booth you just sat in, and don't want to think about.

"Damn, got a big ol' covfefe stain on my Dockers, and all my one dollar bills are wrinkled."

by Ahriman the Third July 04, 2017

Covfefe

Something stupid, moronic you say completely out of the blue that makes no sense.

Did you see who got elected as the 45th president?? What a covfefe!

by Rhinkydinky December 29, 2021

Covfefe

A term used to describe the depression that affects citizens when a dictator causes a recession.

Have you noticed that ever since this trade war there’s been more and more covfefe? Main street is nearly all out of business and everywhere you go his face is there or people are talking about him. It’s inescapable.

by InsanityChicken August 26, 2019

Covfefe

The proper spelling of coffee for an Idiot

Despite the negative press covfefe

by Littlelondon December 19, 2019

Covfefe

Synonym for vagina.

Donald Trump reached out and grabbed her by the covfefe.

by UNLV*guy June 01, 2017