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courtesy fuck

Sexual intercourse that's initiated by someone as a kindly or courteous gesture; a pity-fuck that's not gender-specific - term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.

Synonym: courtesy suck
The old queen was corpulent and years past his prime, but the young twink took pity upon him and, much to the old man's delight, gave him a courtesy fuck that caused him to squeal in porcine delight.
by Victor Felix September 6, 2005
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Courtney

Courtney or Courtenay came to England with the Norman Conquest in 1066. There various places in Northern France named Courtenay, as well as the Courtenay family being an important dynasty in the Middle Ages, both in France and in England, where they are the Earls of Devon. Courtney has also been associated with the French nickname 'court nez' meaning short or snub-nosed. Short-nosed.

Of the Court.

Famous female bearers include musician Courtney Love, actress Courtney Cox and actress Courtney Thorne-Smith. A male bearer is musician Courtney Taylor-Taylor.
"She has shuch a cute, Courtney nose!"

"My wife, Courtney is the most beautiful and talented woman you will ever meet!"

"Mr. Courtney is my science teacher."
by Astraya April 30, 2009
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Courtney

1.)an oral giving machine...dirty mouth stds.

2.)(verb) the act of putting one's genitalia in your mouth. "the courtney"

3.)(noun) a displeasing, often revolting, creature, who will infest your life and mac on your guy by partaking in oral activities if not taken care of immedietly.

4.) Stupid little girl.

*See pesticides and/or syphilis
WARNING!the courtney is very dangerous and can often be contagious, destroying life after life.

1.)Tony used his courtney, but got syphilis.

2.) Yeah,Logan I was courtnied last night.

3.) The sight of courtney made me vomit and fall to the ground screaming in pain.

4.) There are so many courtnies here, lets leave.
by Anastasia Beeverhousen July 16, 2008
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Courtney

A slutty trash whore usally found in allys or projects. They are identified by their ripped stockings and emo hair. Also a nickname for transvestites.
Steve is a courtney today.
by D-emo December 12, 2006
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Courtney

Spawn of Satan, stupid cunt hoe, irritating, disrespectful, fugly bitch that doesn't know how to act around normal people, boys should not be all over her. yuck.
Courtney: Oh! I like your bra.
Louise: Cunt.
by sewg February 2, 2008
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supreme court

The "high" court.They should be drug tested.
by Eat The Rich October 7, 2005
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Courtney Love.

A talented actress, singer, and author. She wrote an autobiography, a solo album with one of the songs I love the most (Mono.) and she's the lead singer for Hole. She did not, I repeat NOT! kill Kurt Cobain. I HAVE done research on it, so I DO know what I'm talking about. She didn't do it for fame, because she didn't need it. She had her own band and was doing fine with it. Kurt. Killed. Himself. If you don't want to accept his death, that is your problem. But don't take it out on the innocent girl who MOTHERED HIS CHILD. Kurt is dead, and whining about his wife who loved him isn't going to bring him back.
She's not terrible, not overrated, yes, she was a junkie. But she went to rehab for it. Give me one legitimate reason that she killed Kurt Cobain. They were going through a divorce, not the reason for killing. Kurt WAS ON DRUGS! If you're hyped up on drugs and depressed...fill in the blank.
Leave poor Miss Love alone. "Untalented." You must have sold a lot of records to be able to make that judgement. I"ll reiterate for the stupid who constantly say nasty things about her. SHE. DID. NOT. KILL. KURT. COBAIN!!!! Would the mother of his child kill him? It's not a conspiracy, she didn't kill anyone, there is no case to re-open. Just leave the poor girl alone and continue to bang your heads to your Nirvana and throw darts to her face on your dart board. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Me: *sigh* Leave Courtney Love alone She didn't do anything wrong and if you can't accept it thats your problem.
Poor, poor, Courtney Love.
by Love's lover. April 4, 2010
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