cooter tap balls

The act of pounding ones vagina into a mans balls afterwards screaming “Pow! Right in the kisser!”

I gave Dave a cooter tap balls last night.

by Maxxx90 May 04, 2020

Cooter Fruit

Kids. They are the fruit from a woman's cooter. Same as Crotch Fruit.

This restraunt would be a lot better if not for all these damn COOTER FRUITS running around screaming.

by Merkin Marauder June 01, 2021

Cooter fruit

The fruit of the cooter, duh

Sometimes you have to pick and lick the cooter fruit

by TheShiz123 June 09, 2018

Carnivorous Cooter

The nastiest and worst looking vagina man has ever seen. It looks like it could devour you and could possibly chew through her underwear. Some things are not meant to be seen!!!

The carnivorous cooter on this bitch looked like the killer plant from Little Shop of Horrors, “ feed me, Seymour” scared the shit out of me!

by Bamambalynn May 20, 2025

Cooter Cold

The act of a woman getting an STD.

I wouldn't sleep with her, I heard she has a cooter cold.

by Caaclvl3 January 23, 2018

Cooter Wine

The grapes you ferment into wine inside your vagina.

We just drank a whole of box of Hannah's cooter wine! Related to butt chugging.

by Fuzz Aldrin February 23, 2013

cooter crusties

The dried residue left on a vagina after a gang bang.

Did you see the cooter crusties she had after that 4 hour gang bang? That shits nasty.

by Jmom82 November 30, 2017