church head

A conservative christian who visits church regularly (as a pothead is to smoke pot regularly)

damn church heads

by yyu7 January 6, 2009

Church Ryan

A youth pastor for a Church that shows up at highschools and middleschools and stalks the students.

"Shit, its Church Ryan! Dylan, get lost or he's gonna try to talk to us too!"

by Andrew Mil July 16, 2008

on my way to church

1. To be on the path to righteousness, usually you are comming from an unrighteous path.

2. When a gangsta who aint made amends for all the shit that he has done, but intends to before he dies.....

3. Title of Jim Jones' Album released in 2004. Supossedly he claims that when he was a child, one day he ran away from home on a sunday, and since then never went to church.

"Im still on my way to church man" - Jim Jones

"Its that ditty bop on my way to church music" - Cam'Ron

"Man did you stop sellin and killin niggas?"
"Nah man, im still on my way to church"

by Almighty Shake Zulah May 10, 2005

chinese church key

A bottle opener of a balisong (butterfly knife) configuration.

The new bartender uses a Chinese church key. How flashy!

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020

The Church of Gobber Chan

A place of worship of the cult of Gobber Chan were they preform the ancient sacrifice wich is a dirty jack

We shall worship in the church of Gobber Chan tonight my Brother.

by Mp80111 December 31, 2021

church street hoes

Prostitutes who frequent Church Street, many were transvestites

Went down to Church Street to joke the hoes, who were undercover dudes albeit "Church Street hoes"

by Anonomous99 October 14, 2012

The Holy Texist Church

An association of engineers from the popular game “Team Fortress 2” led by the current Pope of the Holy Texist Church

I heard that The Holy Texist Church damn near religiously use either the Gunslinger or the Eureka Effect

by Uncle Cheech January 2, 2022