Shorts Chimera

Someone who listens to multiple youtube shorts at max volume. Usually someone with ADD or ADHD watching a reel of shorts none stop. They also tend to zone out hard into their phone burning food, forgetting people are around them, and will never be able to hear you if you attempt to engage. If they are walking they will stop each step going up stairs or walk a few inches before zoning out like a zombie.

"The shorts chimera is approaching I can hear it walking closer inch by inch"

"The shorts chimera wont hear you. Hopefully you can tell them they are walking into oncoming traffic"

by Just Haru November 2, 2025

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Christmas Chimney Nut

The example: When you get stuck in chimney in santa costume, your bottom half od body hangs in the opening of the chimney and girl gives you a blowjob.

Last night me and my family tried "Christmas Chimney Nut", it was the best christmas family activity. The kids loved it.

by Emil Priškrtil December 24, 2025

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Santa's Chimney

The act of urinating after a hellacious night of raw, rough, delicious, pasionate SEX.

I missed the toilet this morning because I had a bad case of Santa's Chimney.

by Mavrick and Goose December 27, 2007

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Mongolian Wind Chime

A sexual act in which the female is underneath a standing male and he starts titty fucking her. While this is happening the Female gives gim a rim job.

"Dude me and this chick totaly had a Mongolian Wind Chime goin the other night!"

by nkivs May 27, 2009

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7th street wind chimes

while engaging in sexual activity, your partner accidentally or purposely releases a flatulent, thus acting as a gust of wind that blows wind chimes.

“man, i was having some sex last night with this nice lady but she used the ol ‘7th street wind chimes’ on me!”

“oh no! that’s awful!”

“for real! she will probably never live this down.”

by zozzlemynozzle December 29, 2017

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