dirty james charles

when a gay makeup youtuber finds a teenager on tiktok and sends him a picture of his dick on snapchat and asks for the teen's shower pics

bro, yesterday a dirty james charles was arrested

by bigpenisakasinepgib June 3, 2022

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king charles XII

King of Sweden in the early 1700s', was crowned King when he was a teenager. Denmark, Poland, and Russia then all declared war on Sweden. Despite the triple alliance thinking they'd have an easy time of conquering Sweden, turned out little Charles was a military genius and opened a can of whoop-ass on Denmark and Poland, and was defeated in Ukraine by the Russians in winter. He died when he looked out of a trench and got shot in the head by a sniper.

King Charles XII personally held the gates of Krakow open so that his entire army could flood the city.

by BeratingCarolean June 7, 2018

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Ray Charles wakeup

where you cum in your friend's eyes while he is sleeping and it hardens over night. then in the morning, the hardened jizz seals their eyes shut, leaving them unable to see.

Last night John fell asleep, so i gave him a Ray Charles wakeup. He was completely blind in the morning.

by Charles Ulric & Nelson Tait November 13, 2009

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President Charles Logan

President Charles Logan is a fictional character played by Gregory Itzin as part of the television series, 24. During the show's fourth season, Logan, modeled after John Kerry, is the Vice-President of the United States who is sworn into office as acting President after President John Keeler is critically injured in a terrorist attack.

President Charles Logan is the Barney Fife of presidents.

by Rocky Flint February 3, 2006

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Full Prince Charles

The act or desire of inserting oneself fully into a woman's vagina, much like a tampon, presumably head-first.
Allegedly in reference to the wire-tap tapes of phone sex between Charles, Prince of Wales and Camilla Parker Bowle, in which he was said to express a desire to "be her tampon", and wanted to climb inside her vagina.
Phrase is attributed to William Gibson, Canadian author of "Mona Lisa Overdrive" and "Neuromancer".

Baby.. you so hot... i want to give you a full Prince Charles... you know, I want to be like your tampon and be all inside your vagina.

by JackKetch June 1, 2011

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