Baby Carrot

A man of great stature whose genitalia it so small it can only be compared to a baby carrot henceforth Baby Carrot = a man with a dong that ain't so long.

Tatiana: When is Baby Carrot showing up?
Mickey: Apparently he's still at home trying to "please" the wife...
Tatiana: Oh god, we're going to be waiting here forever!!!

by Scrappydappy June 30, 2019

bagged carrots

A blow job code name

“Hey wanna go bagged carrots?”

by Hamburgerhelper965 July 12, 2019

Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.

I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!

by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019

carrot licker

basically same thing as a dick eater just sounds a lot cooler lol. carrot lickers r always cool tho.

my bud mason gauthier likes carrots therefore he is a carrot licker ... 🥕 👅

by meboobaby March 10, 2019

Hold the carrots

Referring to the reference in rice pilaf meaning when sending nudes they will be kept without any clothes at all. Also related Hold the carrots

John to Jerry: "I got some rice pilaf last night hold the carrots tho, nobody likes the carrots."

by InsertCleverWord March 15, 2019

Carrot

Spencer Smith

Spencer Smith is a 4’ 11” carrot with extended teeth.

by Mr. Carrot destroyer May 14, 2019

Carrot

Carrots are kind people. Most of the time. Carrots enjoy eating carrots.

Carrots like imagine dragons tooooo much

Carrots are great

Person 1: whose playing ID?
Person 2: Carrot *sighs* it’s 2 am

by Willowstar21 March 24, 2019