Also known as "two girls, one Stanley Cup", it is a sex in which two female parties defecate into said hockey trophy and while using moose antlers as a sex toy lubed up by maple syrup and farting the song "Oh Canada" then feast upon the contents of the cup all while having a picture of Canadian born actor, Michael J Fox's picture mounted on a operating vibrator in the background to set the mood.
by Shafty Magee II February 5, 2010
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by Heterophobe8 June 21, 2010
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We got pretty freaky last night. She ended up with a concussion after we tried that Canadian Jackhammer.
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by canadian and proud of it May 10, 2009
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I was ready to crush his return, but the ball took the weirdest bounce off the wall. It was like he used Canadian physics.
by Dextrocardia November 11, 2008
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"Canadian history is so much better. They abolished slavery before we did, aren't religious assholes and don't care if you're a dude that marries another dude. Hell, you could blow the smoke of your joint in a police officer's face and he would just have to groove off of it because in Canada carrying a g of weed is whatever. Pretty cool, right?"
"Canadian history is so much better. They abolished slavery before we did, aren't religious assholes and don't care if you're a dude that marries another dude. Hell, you could blow the smoke of your joint in a police officer's face and he would just have to groove off of it because in Canada carrying a g of weed is whatever. Pretty cool, right?"
by Jessyd February 5, 2010
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