sessler cake

The act of shitting on the side of or next to a fine champagne cake.

Dude, I cant play CoD now, you made it a sessler cake.

by guimonkey November 6, 2009

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Glory Cakes

The most prestigious label one's ass may receive; a title only worthy to those who have a truly glorious ass.

Glory Cakes, black yoga pants, ten o'clock!

Damn, check out the Glory Cakes on that bitch!

by Hookr December 8, 2010

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Batty Cake

Male Vagina (His ass)

After a long night of romancing Jeff was finally able to slip his member into Jacks batty cake

Prison is a great way to get your batty cake baked

by HoboJoeSA September 26, 2010

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donkey cakes

Donkey cakes is anotha way of describing a female with a nice,big fat ass!

Hot damn,that girls got some DONKEY CAKES in those Jeans!!!!!

by T-MAN THE REALIST September 27, 2010

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When a man cums before a woman during sex thus 'stealing her cake'. Like eating a delicious meal and really enjoying it, but waiting for the super lush delicious cake at the end. But then having someone steal said cake and eat it right in front of you. Normally followed by 'sorry babe its just because your so beautiful.'

"That dan is such a cake stealer, he dosnt even try to wait" or "i hate one night stands, guys just dont care about cake stealing"

by popscotch May 9, 2010

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