A sometimes fatal state of god-awful sadness and defeat which occurs in the hearts of many young Homo sapiens in the few the days after Christmas morning, instigated by the realization of the fact that 364 days lie between the victim and the next Christmas break. Another cause may be the discovering that the only event to look forward to is school starting again. No cure has been found.
Mom: George, where is my other son, Harry?
George: Mom! I was just about to tell you, George has locked himself up in his room because of his extreme case of Christmas-Mourning!
Mom: Oh God. There's nothing we can do now.
George: Mom! I was just about to tell you, George has locked himself up in his room because of his extreme case of Christmas-Mourning!
Mom: Oh God. There's nothing we can do now.
by Grahamcracker5987 December 27, 2013
Get the Christmas-Mourning mug.The act of growing a creeper-stache in order to scare children around Christmas time. (also works to frighten in-laws).
"Mommy Mommy...thats not Santa! He's SCARY!"
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."
by sterile_babe111 December 4, 2013
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The product of you shitting your pants.
by Gabriel84 April 18, 2015
Get the christmas loaf mug.A person who shows cheer, enthusiasm and excitement around people regardless of the situation, circumstance or obvious lack of concern.
"Our house just burned to the ground."
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"
or
"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"
or
"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"
by Juice Box Joe April 28, 2015
Get the Christmas Puppy mug.Charlie sets up Christmas decorations on his roof.
Ralph: Why are you putting up lights? It's November 28th.
Charlie: Shut tf up, Ralph, I'm Christmas AF!!!
Ralph: Why are you putting up lights? It's November 28th.
Charlie: Shut tf up, Ralph, I'm Christmas AF!!!
by Clarimond March 30, 2016
Get the Christmas af mug.when you eat so much food for Christmas dinner/lunch, that you need to lie down and pass out for the rest of the day.
I had so much food last Christmas that I got Christmas Coma at 2pm and didn't wake up until 4pm the next day.
by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016
Get the Christmas Coma mug.Name of an imaginary paint color that is tan in color, festive, but not too dark. Comes into play when the skin color of the person ( or victim ) is pivotal knowledge.
The shooting victim was darker than Christmas Almond, so race may become a factor in the investigation and subsequent adjudication.
by BelakayDub July 13, 2016
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