Awkward Breakfast

The awkward moment when you wake up after having slept with someone you probably shouldn't have.

Girl: After Brad dumped me, his older brother took me out for drinks. The next morning I woke up in his bed! Talk about an awkward breakfast.

Emmett: Dude, did you see Bella leaving Jasper's room half naked?

Rosalie: No! Talk about an awkward breakfast! I'm telling Edward!

Emmett: He probably already knows. He can read minds, remember?

Rosalie: Oh yeah... >:O

by Bczargirl April 23, 2009

Colombian Breakfast

waking up and doing a line of cocaine to get your day off to the best possible start

Jack: "Wow Luke you seem very energetic and focused this morning!"
Luke: "Yeah I had a Colombian Breakfast, I'm feeling fucking fantastic! FUCK FRUIT AND FIBRE."

by broadsword March 16, 2014

Tokyo Breakfast

Japanese TV series with an infamous trailer that has been circulating around the interweb with such classic dialogue as "Good morning, Nigga", and "Good morning to you, Niggaaaaaa!"

Hey, did you see that Tokyo Breakfast trailer, nigga?

by Poleary December 30, 2003

Liquid breakfast

For a 9am pick me up. A liquid breakfast involves using an alcholic beverage as the milk in your breakfast cereal.

Liquid breakfast... I just had champagne on my golden grahams... I am steaming!

by Naboo December 16, 2007

rock'n'roll breakfast

Coffee, Fernet Branca and a cigarette.

Lemmy wants his rock'n'roll breakfast

by rockphotog April 1, 2009

Breakfast Hair

The smell your hair gets after cooking breakfast. Especially bacon.

After cooking breakfast this morning, the smell still lingered and followed me everywhere. Little did I know, I had breakfast hair.

by sweeeeeeeeeeetshawtie September 4, 2010

breakfast for champions

1. first thing in morning, when you wake up drink glass of an alckohol and take some drugs.

Yesterday some people from ZAVOD KRU had early morning alckohol session mixed with the drugs, real breakfast for champions.

by zavoKRU August 13, 2011