Beef Handle

A large cock

"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"

by akendall June 28, 2009

BEEF LOG

n. pl. (BeefLogs)

1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.

2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.

3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.

4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.

5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.

6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."

"Giiiiiirl, We Had A Great Time Last Night! And The Beef Log Was OFF THE HOOK!"

by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012

cut the beef

Euphemism for queefing.

To a woman:
Did you cut the beef? It smells like fish.

by mistrthou April 2, 2015

monkey beef

An affectionate word for a Northern English man

Hey Monkey beef, how are you?

by Jeegs February 1, 2014

Beef Bunker

When you have a whole slaughter house of beef in your pelvic region.

“That dude is waddling like he has a tumor in his cellar”
“Holy shit dude has a beef bunker fosho”

by Gferda October 16, 2023

Beef Teriyaki

The act of eating a person out until they poop in your face, smearing the poop as you eat them out.

Man, my mouth tastes shitty after having some of Susie's Beef Teriyaki

by Towlie47 May 26, 2015

Beef Butcher

An individual unskilled in the are of giving head. Used too much teeth and not enough lip. Typically a painful experience but generally tolerated cause after all, you are getting your dick sucked.

That fang toothed Rachel is a beef butcher. Damn near chewed my cock off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018