A spoof NERF toy for hitting others in the crotch. About the length of a baseball bat and padded with foam. Originated in one of Saturday Night Live's fake commercials.
by dark30 October 3, 2004
Get the crotch bat mug.the band logo for avenged sevenfold; Found on the cover of waking the fallen; Very similar to some of overkill's cover art.
by DENEpants May 20, 2006
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Guy nummber 1:"Dude, I got Sharon to do a mexican baseball bat last night!!"
Guy number 2:"Oh, man, that's tight. How'd you get her to do that?"
Guy number 1:"I hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it."
Guy number 2:"Oh, man, that's tight. How'd you get her to do that?"
Guy number 1:"I hit her with a regular bat until she agreed to it."
by ohemmeffgee January 19, 2007
Get the Mexican baseball bat mug.a derogatory term used to characterize a small community of african americans who lived in poor, low income areas in Mississippi. Due to the way the houses were were situated made narrow pathways in between each row which people referred to as alleys. Because the houses (known as "shotgun" houses) were so close together tenants did not have a lawn so people hung out and socialized among other things in the areas between. Its origin can be traced backed to Cleveland, MS as far back as the 1960s. Although it is not used as much today, every person born or raised in the area can vouch for its meaning.
by g.g. fonville-tayeh September 30, 2018
Get the alley bat mug.Verb: The act of shitting in a used condom and freezing it overnight. The next day use the frozen turd as a weapon to bludgeon your smart ass girlfriend until she shuts up and proceeds to blow you.
Person 1: How did Kelsey get that black eye?
Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!
Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!
by Hemmerhoidal Premisis February 5, 2009
Get the North Dakota Baseball Bat mug.A kitty that closely resembles a bat. Kitty bats are very sweet and loyal, and love to play and cuddle. When happy, kitty bats say 'meuw'.
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