third base coach

1. {Wingman} i.e. the friend who helps you meet and hook up with the pretty girl while distracting her from any and all forces of cockblockery

You should dance with that girl.

Can't. I promised my buddy I'd be his third base coach tonight. I have to get that kid laid.

by thirdrock February 15, 2005

hoe base

A sum of hoes from which you may pick for a booty call when sexually frustrated.

"Dude, now that you're single again you have to start building back up your hoe base"

by trevorhardin June 21, 2014

Seventh base

Fucking someone who had throat cancer through their neck hole.

Person 1: My cat just just got a tracheostomy.
Person 2: So did you get to seventh base with it yet?

by itGoesInTheButt October 21, 2009

Hamas base

Anything that Israel hits with a missile

World: Isreal what are you doing? You are bombing a school!

Israel: Don't worry, it's a Hamas base!

by Huggi May 21, 2021

2 2 base

a feelski; not quite 2nd base, but 2 2 BASE

Jim: Dude, how far did you go with your date?
Bob: Well, I went to 2 2 base.
Jim: Dude, you pulled a feelski? You're such a player!

by Petro McDonald May 7, 2008

fifth base

The act of propping open a woman's anus with a metal ring and placing one's testicles in her. Remove the ring and the testicles will be trapped inside her until the women releases her sphincter and passes stool. The act of the woman shitting one's testicles out is called "fifth base".

My girlfriend wanted a little more than anal sex last night so i decided to take her to fifth base. The ring hurt her but not as much as her ass hurt me!

by verticle;:) October 22, 2010

Waid Base

A terrable rust base that is so bad that it was most likely made by the rust player "Waid"

Damn that shit look like a waid base.

by wssdsdsd January 17, 2023