Boy who often wears a NFL hoodie. Had brown hair and blue eyes. Is highly annoying . And looks like a packrat.
The seaa bagel is in the water
by marla johnson May 16, 2017

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020

by Butternutsquash12 June 21, 2018

*when my brother (who has no job) leaves the party with as much food as he can fit in his hands*. I go to him and say, “Bro! Bagels.” or “Dude! Bagels much?”
by CowboyJak December 9, 2024

Ashley: Excited for your date tonight?
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯
Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯
Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....
by The AB Finagler May 2, 2019

That girl is my bagel
by The booty wisperer February 26, 2019
