dick biscuit

meaningless insult for general use. 'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'

'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'

by clevercloggage March 21, 2009

biscuit taken

1) To have gotten violated or dominated in the worst way in a game, sport, or any kind of competition.
2) To have gotten raped/violated by a big black burly lumberjack; usually by the name of Bubba, Engy Dave or Smokey Joe.

1) "Damn man, did you see how blue teem got their biscuit taken?"

2) "I'm not gonna just sit here and get my biscuit taken, damnit!"

3) "You lost 400 to 0, let's just face it, you got your biscuit taken."

by waywardspooky June 15, 2005

Well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

A phrase used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyseries.
A mild expression of astonishment, similar in meaning to "Well, that's interesting" or "Well DAMN!", but far far more amusing.

X: Hey Y, did you hear?
Y: What?
X: They're actually going to enforce the dress code now.
Y: *pauses* ...well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

by ~tenuto~ November 16, 2004

Earth Biscuit

A frisbee.

Yo bro, toss me the earth biscuit.

by holla@yaboy June 26, 2009

hell's biscuit

A piece of poo that burns your butt when it comes out.

Ouch, that turd was a real hell's biscuit!

by poo producer February 21, 2005

Biscotto

In Italy, when a sporting outcome is fixed without money because it suits both sides of the contest, they call it a biscotto

This may most likely happen in group elimination tournaments like Champions league. For example, if a simple draw is enough to qualify and loosing side is unqualified, they do not force the game, take the risk to loose and prefer to have draws so they both qualify.. This is called biscotto, like a game theory or prisoners dilemma.

by PhDLondon December 8, 2012

schnooze biscuits

Sleep or the state of sleeping.

"Yo, Kenny G, I'm so tired mayne. I'm 'bout to go grab me some schnooze biscuits."

by Erik & Casey May 31, 2006