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Benjamin Blanco

I love this man with all of my life, we go to same school and i have to act like i hate him but, and head over heels for this man. somebody once told me "if you can masturbate to them you love them" and i have indeed done this. I dont mean to toot my own horn but i find myself quite attractive and cant see why he wont love me. i even talk to his friends for him, i think i make it quite obvious. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
person 1- i loveeee benjamin why cant he see that
person 2- girllllll
Benjamin Blanco- a loving sexy brown haired guy
by BenjaminBlancoLover27 April 19, 2024
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Benjamin

Benjamin's are better than the rest. They are the most period beings to exist in the entire of the universe and every dimention there ever was.
Person 1: Wow you are such a benjamin
Person 2: wow, thanks
by Hinko November 23, 2021
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Benjamin Daniel

Meaning handsom and cool and pretty
You are really Benjamin Daniel looking right now!
by monogat77jk April 13, 2023
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Benjamin

Benjamin is usually a tall, but small guy. He sometimes has brown hair, but other times he has blonde, black, or gray hair. He might be the most talented guy in the ‘sports’ team, but he isn’t very athletic and is considered pretty bad by most. So bad in fact, he is actually bad at sports. A Benjamin doesn’t like food, but he eats a lot. He doesn’t like music very much, but really likes to listen to it daily. He runs track, but he can’t run. Benjamin’s are pretty cool, but sometimes not. I don’t really know. Benjamin’s are usually British, but sometimes American.
Queen of England: “Jolly, is that a Benjamin?”

Prince of Wales: “No, it’s just a lamppost my Queen.”
by GuntherHafabathn November 23, 2021
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Benjamin Kleist

The World's cutest, prettiest, most handsome, most gorgeous, most amazing, most beautiful, most extraordinary guy ever.
person 1: "Benjamin"
person 2: "who?"
person 1: "Benjamin Kleist"
person 2: "oohhhh, the most amazing giy on the planet."
by Maiiyo December 9, 2021
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Benjamin Wallace

Has the biggest cheeks, loves broccoli, and they always have a friend that is a red head. He is sweet, loving, and his favorite subject is English.
I love Benjamin Wallace’s cheeks!
by Bennjs January 27, 2021
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Bradley Benjamin

Pretty much the coolest teacher to ever exist.
The penguin pooped on Bradley Benjamin’s leg, so he kicked it, and it died.
by Kmaoioare April 2, 2019
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