Australian Language

The official language of Australia. Different than English. Commonly discredited as not its own entity. Consists of separate grammar and spelling that is not recognized by those unfamiliar or unaccepting of Australian heritage. Often results in overly unwarranted criticism

‘They don’t speak English in Australia…they speak Australian ’

‘The doctor spoke in the Australian language and instructed the patient to breath as he placed his bouncey stethescope on her chest’

by AustralianLinguist February 27, 2022

Australian picnic

Lunch down under ;)

Al fresco oral sex

Was out for a nice walk with the Mrs yesterday, next minute we're having an australian picnic in the bushes!

by SunshineRae February 17, 2019

Australians

Australians are just British people that advanced higher up the skill tree.

"Australians are just British people that advanced higher up the skill tree." - RussianBadger

by WhiskeyPete July 5, 2025

Australian wake up

Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.

He woke me by doing a Australian wake up

by Bobby the Boblet December 24, 2022

Australian Yawn

Australian yawn is another word for a queef.

Dude, last night during sex my girl Australian Yawned on my dick!!
Wow dude, that's so hot!!

by mamamusa June 4, 2017

Australian flashbang

shaving a live flashbang inside your partners ass and then yelling fire in the hole and diving to the other side of the bed.

he yelled fire in the hole too early when doing an Australian flashbang

by bonner_3 March 26, 2025

australian carwash

when a girl is sucking your dick from the back

last night kelly gave me an Australian carwash"

by Forsakenmeme420696969 November 6, 2021