I am the captain

Someone who thinks they're the leader but really they're way below that.

"Look at me, I am the captain now."
"Shut up andre."

by Stancehasantsinhispants March 30, 2017

Am Nice Guy

The Majority Of Last Heard Words.

Person 1: Please, No! I have a family!
Person 2: Too bad.
Person 1: Am Nice Guy.

Person 2 died in that dramatic twist

by wldjkcnlewrhkgbf July 15, 2021

Back Am I

Usually used by someone with negative IQ and it should mean that that person is back to talk after doing some shit.

someone: stop with that and tell me the truth!
someone else: calm down, I'm just studying portuguese!

After 6 hours:
That second person: Back Am I

by opah :( May 18, 2020

me am the when

me me am me! the when the

"me am the when!"
"what-"
"ME AM THE WHEN👹"

by my name is niko and im gay October 28, 2021

I am Poop

Means that you need friends and your funny

-looks at roblox profile decription- -ses i am poop- This man needs friends.

by anonymous January 11, 2021

I am game

It means "I am ready"

"There's a paintballing war over at Justin's? I am game!"

"We're going out to pick up some chicks? Hell yeah, I am game!"

by NtAt April 26, 2004

I Am Groot

The finishing move while preforming acts of a sexual nature on a woman in which the male is in a dominant position, grabs the woman, and just as he is about to blow his load makes three forward thrust, at each thrust saying "I...Am...GROOT."

"Oh baby, I'm about to cum. Oh yeah. I Am Groot."

by FuckYoMomma September 7, 2014