by rowdyboy14 February 5, 2010
Get the Allen Heffner mug.This unique specimen is the most aneroxic child you will ever encounter. His penis is non existent. He appears to never age as he always looks like he is in second grade and for some reason an allen will always look transgender. He will buy expensive, useless things to make him self look cool but gets bullied instead. He always wasted his life and money on stupid stuff like Pokemon Go. He often lacks chromosomes and has an iq that is less than 70. For this reason he always gets his stuff finessed.
Spongebob: "hey Patrick what am I?"
Patrick: "a faggot?"
Spongebob: "no! I'm Allen"
Patrick: "what's the difference?"
Patrick: "a faggot?"
Spongebob: "no! I'm Allen"
Patrick: "what's the difference?"
by El Saucy Boi April 20, 2018
Get the Allen mug.a loving person whos so hot and cute and funny and who’s soulmates are a dawson, mark, matthew, blake, tristan, conner, and colton
by ahrhrhhrk January 3, 2021
Get the Allee mug.by ryanallen November 30, 2016
Get the ryan allen mug.1. To come second
2. To loose inspire of being up against an inbred sub-normal opponent
Derived from Al Gore, specifically his performance in the US Presidential Elections where he came second to George W. Bush.
2. To loose inspire of being up against an inbred sub-normal opponent
Derived from Al Gore, specifically his performance in the US Presidential Elections where he came second to George W. Bush.
It's because you're allegorical mate.
by McSpoon.. May 30, 2010
Get the Allegorical mug.A boring lame ass man with loser talk. His talk game is so boring people began to booo 👎 right in front of him lol. Allen pierre mindset so fuck up he begins to bark back to dogs damn.
by Greatest ppl champ July 10, 2018
Get the Allen mug.A Mr. Allen boy that is soo tall, hot, light-skinned, adorable, plays basketball, used to have Spanish with an amazing girl that switched out to a HIGHER LEVEL, and blind to see that a girl that glances at him in the hall everyday is in need of getting to know him. She wants to be his FRIEND
BOY:*walking and walking with his head up and tall*
Girl:*in the mind*-oh man why cant you come up to me and at least wave ugh your such an Allen boy!!!
BOY:*in the mind*-hey i know her thats ___ but she wont remember me will she???
GIRL-*in the mind*- don't you remember me!!! one day i talk to you OOONNNE DAYYY!!!
BOY:*IN THE MIND*- i wonder how she is......
Girl:*in the mind*-oh man why cant you come up to me and at least wave ugh your such an Allen boy!!!
BOY:*in the mind*-hey i know her thats ___ but she wont remember me will she???
GIRL-*in the mind*- don't you remember me!!! one day i talk to you OOONNNE DAYYY!!!
BOY:*IN THE MIND*- i wonder how she is......
by nicelyknownas37 December 9, 2009
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