After Shock

Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell

"Shit dude!"
"What?"
"My ass hurts real bad from that after shock!"
"I hate those"

by Layoffthechesthair October 6, 2011

after-nought-o'clock

Period from 00:00 (12:00 am) until 06:00 (6:00 am).

After-nought-o'clock.

by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025

morning after shirt

A dude's button up shirt commonly put on by a girl when she wakes up the morning after

Damn she looks even hotter in the morning after shirt than she did last night.

by Baby Octane October 9, 2017

After morning

Refers to a tile period that or right before lunch (typically noon) or before that (usually 10:50AM to 12:00PM

Good after morning Jimmy. Ready for lunch?

by thebombasticsideye March 22, 2024

mid-after-nought-o'clock

1- 3:00 AM.
2- The middle of the postmidnight.

Mid-after-nought-o'clock.

by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025

After Jack

The smell of a mans dick/hand after they are done masturbating with spit

"You need to wash your hands man they reek of After Jack"

by T0RP3NI$ March 27, 2019

After Hours Boss

Used to refer to one's significant other - as one's boss outside of working hours

"Hey Dave! You free for drinks tonight after work?"
"Ah sorry man, my after hours boss needs me to stay overtime tonight"

by iamlegolas June 17, 2018