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australian protein shake

When six men cum in a girl's vag, hold her upside down, shake her, and then pour the contents into a cup and she drinks it.
Back in my day, when I craved a protein shake, I'd pop over to Belind's house with my five mates and have an australian protein shake.
by rumancer April 7, 2018
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Australian Yawn

Dude, last night during sex my girl Australian Yawned on my dick!!
Wow dude, that's so hot!!
by mamamusa June 4, 2017
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Australian picnic

Was out for a nice walk with the Mrs yesterday, next minute we're having an australian picnic in the bushes!
by SunshineRae February 17, 2019
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Australian Language

The official language of Australia. Different than English. Commonly discredited as not its own entity. Consists of separate grammar and spelling that is not recognized by those unfamiliar or unaccepting of Australian heritage. Often results in overly unwarranted criticism
‘They don’t speak English in Australia…they speak Australian

‘The doctor spoke in the Australian language and instructed the patient to breath as he placed his bouncey stethescope on her chest’
by AustralianLinguist February 27, 2022
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Australian Kiss

"Ben gave Lizzy an Australian kiss for the first time the other day..."
by hayhayslayer December 30, 2016
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Australian Brain Freeze

The "Australian Brain Freeze" is the sex act of putting an ice cube in a vagina. It's named after Australia because Australia is known as the land down under.
My girlfriend's asked me to do the Australian Brain Freeze for her last night. It was horrible.
by BubblesØ6 May 22, 2024
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australian vampire

a paleish boy whoe drains you of all your fluids, sexually
"Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."
by S*I** February 22, 2019
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