i am not reading this

When you don’t want to read something

This is really long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

I am pog

Yes u are and so am I. But I bet we are more bored than pog.

bob: I am pog
Billy: yes u are
Bob: :)
billy: :)

by i give up on finding a name January 21, 2021

I am Poop

Means that you need friends and your funny

-looks at roblox profile decription- -ses i am poop- This man needs friends.

by anonymous January 11, 2021

I am cold

I don t give a fuck about what people think but i am going in a warmer place and even if i need to kill someone it would be self defense.

This hot tub doesn t work, I am cold

by Steve_the_magnificent August 18, 2021

I am game

It means "I am ready"

"There's a paintballing war over at Justin's? I am game!"

"We're going out to pick up some chicks? Hell yeah, I am game!"

by NtAt April 26, 2004

I Am Groot

The finishing move while preforming acts of a sexual nature on a woman in which the male is in a dominant position, grabs the woman, and just as he is about to blow his load makes three forward thrust, at each thrust saying "I...Am...GROOT."

"Oh baby, I'm about to cum. Oh yeah. I Am Groot."

by FuckYoMomma September 7, 2014

I am not a crook

You obviously are. (Methinks you doth protest too much if you actually have to say so.)

Good ol' Tricky Dicky didn't even realize himself how ridiculous he sounded by proclaiming "I am not a crook"; the evidence of his "crookedness" was all right out there for everyone to see. And besides, if he was indeed truly not guilty of anything, why did he suddenly decide to resign???

by QuacksO March 13, 2019